Whatcha got there, Mom? A smoothie? Hey, that looks pretty good. You didn't think you were gonna get to drink that yourself, did you?
I want it. I want it now. Give it to me now, Mom. Now--very slowly: Take the glass, pick it up and hand it to me. Do you have any idea who I am? Do you have any idea what I'm capable of?
No. Nonono. You don't get it, do you? I don't want a "spoonful"! Spoonfuls are for suckers! Little baby, wimpy suckers! I want the whole thing. I don't care how big it is--you need to give it to me right now. I don't care if it spills, I like messes. Okay? Hand it over. C'mon.
Wait. You're photographing this? I don't believe it. We can't even have a simple disagreement without the whole world finding out! Give me that iPhone. I would like the phone in one hand and the smoothie in the other. It's that simple. After that haircut, it's the least you could do.
Oh Amy, this is hilarious! That girl is a force to be reckoned with, isn't she? I love the progression of pictures. It's like watching a volcano as it starts to erupt. She has a determined little personality. Very funny!
ReplyDeleteOMG, give her the smoothie before she destroys us all!
ReplyDeleteYou know she could go all firestarter if she wanted.
I am reading this warily.... she is afterall sat opposite me in my 'kitchen' at the moment! She has her bear and has danced to The Wiggles.... peace, for the moment, reigns supreme ;-)
ReplyDeleteMuzzle, leash, hobbles ~ & you might just survive. lol
ReplyDeleteLove it! And her hair is looking better already.
ReplyDeleteOh I love it. That little smoothie stache is the best =).
ReplyDeleteOh my gracious, how can you deny that precious face!! Give her a smoothie!!
ReplyDeleteYou have the cutest kids, well you know after mine, yours are second best. :)