Don't just sit on the monster truck! Next time, plug some coins in that baby and take her for a whirl. You deserve the thrill!
Life's short, you know? We all need a treat every now and then. That photo depicts pure, cackling glee. I'll take some of that, please--right over here!
Now here's the part where I say we could all learn so much from children. Teach them well and let them lead the way, blah blah.
Have a great day. Put the pedal to the metal, baby!