I'm still not really clear on why. But perhaps some things are better left unexplained. At least by the time he was asleep and we took this picture, he'd removed the hood that goes with it.
"It just feels really cozy," he told me. And as my hands were covered in chocolate from a cake recipe gone awry, (shocker, huh?) I was like, okay whatever.
So don't mess with him. He will absolutely end you.
(And the cake actually turned out fine, thank you for your concern.)