Friday, August 6, 2010

Notes to Self: Friday edition

For future reference:

1. Next time you decide to clean the toilets, remove the long scarf tied around your neck.

2. Next time you go to the mall, buy a new scarf.

3. Don't take it personally when Grace stabs you in the neck repeatedly with a plastic screwdriver. Surely she doesn't mean anything by it.

4. Maybe Grace shouldn't watch so many crime dramas on TV.

5. When the clean laundry has been in its basket so long that it retains its basket shape after you dump it out, it may not still certify as clean.

6. Fold and put away anyway. No one is watching.

Have a great weekend, everybody! Catch ya later. xoxo


  1. This is a great list. Especially the one about the scarf... I'm just impressed that you find the time to clean the toilets at all!
    Don't tell Trevor! I'm trying to convince him that, with all that the baby requires of me, I just don't have time to clean toilets! :)

  2. You know, I've heard of people just using the clean clothes straight from the basket without ever folding and putting away. Works for me! Gracie is up and going like a big girl now . Love that little face!

  3. I'm laughing so hard at number 1!

    Also, let Grace do what she wants! She is too cute.

  4. Girl, if it doesn't stink, put it away, that what I say. Maybe not the scarf, though.

  5. Sometimes I'm forced to dump out the basket because there's enough dirty laundry overflowing somewhere that I need the basket for that.

    Also try not to lean over the toilet when wearing sunglasses on your head.

    And as long as the screwdriver is plastic, I think you are golden.