Me: Aren't you glad I'm home? I feel like I need to sense some more gladness right now.
Jason: I'm definitely glad! ...It's just that you've been a bit bossy lately.
Me: Bossy? Excuse me? I have not been bossy! I have just been resuming my role--hello! Bossy?
Jason: (Smirking, but smirkier this time.)
Me: Well hello, Pot! I'm Kettle! You are like the bossiest person EVER. Ask anybody. I am not.
Jason: Oh, no. I'm not bossy. I always say "Please" and "Thank you".
Me: What do you-- But I always-- Never mind. (Big sigh)
Jason: (Mentally high fiving self)
Post edit: Jason would like me to tell you that, in order for me to write this post, he had to go get the cord for the laptop from the other room. I maintain that I asked very nicely and that he was the one who ran down the battery in the first place.