(In the car on the way to church this morning, Nate lets out an impressive belch...)
Nate: Burping is actually just my *fourth* talent.
Me: Really? Cause that was pretty good. What are your other three talents?
Nate: Well. My first is being a good little brother. My second is snapping--
Me: That's true--you picked that up pretty quickly.
Nate: --and my third is bothering my sisters.
Me: Wow, Nate. I can't argue with any of those! You really are talented at all four of those things.
Nate: I have a few other talents, too. But they're SECRET ones. I can't tell you.