Greetings, all. Welcome to the weekend. You made it--well done.
Jason was out errrr-lay for a men's breakfast. It's cold. I am cold. There is coldness in my life right now. Here's what I've done thus far this morning.
--Fed baby yogurt to a moving target. This takes serious skillz, which I totally have.
--Let Nate eat the rest of last night's popcorn. And a gummy bear. This did not take as many skillz.
--Stared impotently at the fire in the fireplace, willing it to be warmer in the kitchen. (It turns out that desperation does not conduct heat. Bummer.)
--Changed a massive poopy diaper. Epic. Too much baby yogurt, perhaps?
--Turned off the "auto complete" for search queries on Google. You know what I mean, right? Where it fills in what you're typing with common search queries? It can actually be helpful, but Ava likes to type in questions to Google ("How do you make pencils?" "What is the biggest house in the world?"), and trust me: you do not want Google to help your 6 year old complete those questions. Typing "How do you..." into Google is asking for an education you didn't ask for. If you know what I mean. Be smart, don't start, y'all.
--Watched the thermometer slowly creep upward. C'mon, baby!
That about covers it so far. It's 8:28am. Time to drink more tea and think warm thoughts. Y'all have a great weekend!