Jason: Sure, babe.
Me: Even if it meant that you'd be stuck in 18th century France forever?
Jason: (sighing) Of course.
Me: But what about those evil android clock thingies that want my brain to power their ship? Would you defeat them because I was so lovely and charming and beguiling, yet also tragic? And then stay with me forever, leaving your time-traveling spaceship behind?
Jason: Babe, if it meant being with you--wait. What about the kids? Would we have to leave them on the ship? Who'd take care of them?
Me: Jase! I'm Madame de Pompadour and you're Doctor Who. We don't have kids together? It's, like, alternate reality? Jeez.
Jason: I'm just not sure how we'd work all that out, is all.
Me: Shut up. Just start the next episode.